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November 29

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Attendance Agreement and Punishment Code

      This Attendance Agreement and Punishment Code (AAPC) is hereby agreed  and signed by  and between the Beautiful Hostess with HOSPITALITY and BLOODY CRUELTY (when executing punishments) *** (hereinafter referred to as GNN i.e.姑奶奶) and the potential GUESTS (the GUESTS) at this day of XXXXXXX.   

Whereasof:

GNN invites the Guests to attend a party with the only purpose of providing the Guests an physical area and emotional space to 腐败堕落 and 八卦 as mad as possible, the following terms and conditions are herein agreed with:

1. The Guests hereby express the fully understanding and agreement on the arrangement that the party shall be organized at the date of December 6 (i.e next Sunday) with the location at GNN(姑奶奶)'s house. every and each member of the T program who is still in Beijing shall be deemed as been properly notified with such arrangements.

2. the only obligation of the Guests is to Eat and talk and eat and talk and eat and talk and ...... during the party.

3. in the event of absence form the party, the serious consequence would be: the one who is absent shall be the subject of 八卦 that day and the following month after that day. and this one who is absent from the party will be submited to honorable Judge 曹 who will keep calling him/or her at 12:00 in the midnight until the cellphone of the Judge runs out of electricity.

(End of The Documents)

PS: anyone who replied this 帖子 would be deemed as fully agree with this agreement and the terms shall be binding on him/her.
October 28

也许是人生最后一场校考:鏖战三天,终成正果!

 
真不是一般的累,但心情却出奇的轻松,是所有考试中最轻松的一次,没有一丝的压力,中间还出去悠悠地找了点热水喝......
 
第一天受了风寒,身体欠佳,头疼如裂,也不得不和大伙一块奋战四个小时,在键盘耕不断的四个小时里,仅余的一点清醒带着我努力寻找着PROF.留下的蛛丝马迹。特认同同学的一句话:我咋四个小时没停地写还觉得时间不够昵??呵呵,偶也想知道......考完都快虚脱了,却很开心。回家没有看书,洗洗一觉睡到大天亮Tongue out
 
第二天精神果然好多了,尽管仍时有头疼脑热,但还算撑得住,把自己包得严严实实的,象个小粽子,继续赶考中。三个小时,九页A4纸,额的神呀!交完卷想了半天也没明白自己的打字速度啥时候练到这个境界了??决定奖励一顿小土豆!!--(PS:回家看电视到一点,表明此时的意志力已经到了最薄弱的时候,叛逆心理一览无余。)Wink
 
第三天起床,回报了两个黑眼圈,顶着小圈圈,偶雄赳赳气昂昂赶赴考场。仍然是四个小时,仍然是一小叠考题,寻思怎么着也得累个半死。没料想,做完一半,比预设的进度提前了近一个小时,嘻嘻。考虑到需配合晚上集体FB时间表,当机立断,放慢速度,晃晃悠悠地,外加发一小会呆,最终受不了造成第二个交卷,一瞧,还是提前了一小时。狂使眼色让后面的早点交,么反应。。。唉,等着吧!
 
看来是累了,FB不动了,一个晚上除了看到食物时发挥点威力外,其余时候就窝在沙发里,半眯着眼,K两下还差点跑调,决定早点回家睡觉去!
 
明天太阳升起时,新的征程要开始了!历史的一页将会在本周翻过去,如同偶们的FB活动,不会有一丝的犹豫。
 
October 25

矛盾学说在本年度的杰出运用与发展

 
香山红叶节开幕了
满山苍翠中找到了一棵红叶树
 
经济危机来了
群众发现开发商在涨价
 
老师说,下周考试了
同学们开始热烈讨论FB活动
 
当市场探讨互联网的未来在哪里时
丁磊决定养猪了
 
伟大的邓小平同志说:“搞四个现代化一定要有两手,只有一手是不行的。”Tongue out
October 22

划上句号

晚上一直忙,终于决定放下所有的杂事包括洗碗,到这涂上两笔,否则,总觉着对不起党,对不起人民,对不起我们伟大的共产主义事业Nerd
 
今天相比下周,虽不能称为人生里程碑,但也相去不远。只是当人被日常生活的节奏所浸没,对于人生的脚步听得就不是十分真切了。有人提醒时,也仅有一声感叹回应,然后继续伏首赶路......
 
信箱里一如既往地堆积如山,唉,真是不够用了......强烈要求改“装备”!经济基础决定上层建筑,只有硬件到位了,大伙才能FB,8GUA得更加彻底、更加尽兴!古人也曰过了,独乐乐何如众乐乐昵???嘻嘻Tongue out
 
今天准备早早地、美美地睡上一觉,明天一早开战。当然,公欲善其事,必先利其器,OUTLINE当然先搜好咯,嘿嘿Hot
 
等到一切尘埃落定,再来大书吧。往后有段日子要不习惯了......嗯,得找点别的事情做做......Thinking
 
 
October 17

首博“考古探秘”

为弥补十一期间的遗憾,特去补看了”暂住“首博的“微笑公主“,并应老曹同志的强烈呼吁,使出浑身解数想拍个清晰近照,最终效果仍稍欠。毕竟,再美的美女,现在能近看的都不多,更别提过了几千年的了......嘿嘿,特此致歉。Hot
 
看了中华文明的起源展,让我感触颇多。曾经,作了一个中国人,我为祖国灿烂的古代文明而感到骄傲,当然,现在也骄傲,却多了一些谦逊。我相信许多朋友都有类似的感受。自尊、自信不等于自恋,这是过去狂热的人民群众所缺乏的理智,和教育、宣传有着很大的关联。我们的自豪感不能建立在井底之蛙的眼界之上,否则这个民族的发展将极为有限,还是多向前看吧。以前也和朋友讨论过这个问题,呵,太严肃了,SO STOP HERE。
 
还是想想去哪赏叶子吧,现在可是北方最美的季节,不能错过噢!Tongue out
 

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